❝ the others i can understand, the
goat legs, i can’t. did you kill the
dinosaurs too ? i liked them. bet
you did and turned them all into
chickens. ❞
“Chickens are much more manageable,
and less… odoriferous. Dinosaurs?
Disgusting. Really, it was for the
betterment of this planet that such foul
beasts had to go. Of course, not that
humans have a better smell…”
❝ what, you went through a phase where
you had the legs of a goat ? that is more
than a little disturbing. ❞
"We’ve all done things of which we
aren’t proud. Goat legs, a genocide
here or there, global flooding to
decimate the population…“
❝ very funny. unfortunately, i don’t
like being the subject of jokes. ❞
"Oh, but I do suspect that your
mere existence entitles mockery.
As a sidenote, I might be to
blame for the cloven hoof theory.
I went through a phase, you see.“
❝ ye————ah, no. no tail. guess
you’ll have to get some tape for
that broke heart of yours. ❞
"Not up for a rousing game of
'pin the tail on the devil’, then?
It’s a party favourite, I’d imagine.“
