betterlucknexxtime:

Super Angst Meme Time: Starter Generator

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t do it.”

“I can give you several.      One, it’s an absolutely
ridiculous idea.   Two, you’d probably die and it’d
be   extremely   messy  and  I’d  get blamed for it.
Three, I’m not particularly in the mood to get your
filthy human blood all over me.    Four,  I said no.”